underrstandings:

independntblackwomen:

knowinqs:

I WISH

IF ONLY IT WAS THAT SIMPLE

omg this is great

(Source: tem-uma-gorda-no-meu-corpo, via itsaphillygirlthing)

armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

(via duncansdinuts)

I am 2% away from creating a vast empire!

(Source: pineapplejelly5, via duncansdinuts)

mechtoast:

kickasscastiel:

has this been done? oh well. sorry not sorry.

for one moment I thought this was Umbridge and silently cheered to myself

(via duncansdinuts)

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via duncansdinuts)

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

(via alliseeishimandme)

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

(via alliseeishimandme)

amwoods8644:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

PLEASE!!!

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

(via lancasterrr)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(via vodkabutt)

zeldalise:

oh my god I just realized something okay

so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents

I am actually giving you my two cents in every post

(via the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox)

(Source: awkward-elevator, via the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox)

breakthemould13:

Can we just appreciate that we all know exactly what she is saying in the comments.

(Source: macmuffinpro, via aurorinthetardis)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via aurorinthetardis)